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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via starfish97)

i found out what a 420 is you are all going to hell

(Source: breakfastburritoe, via pizza)

Orange is the New Black cast for EW

(Source: causeallkindsoftrouble, via crtnrssll)

(Source: parks-and-recreation-department, via curetheinnocence)

livvefast:

ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”

shout out to everyone who can accept science and religion coexisting

(via squiddysquidlysquid)