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how do i get over someone who i never dated

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when does hibernation start because I am 100% participating in that

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Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt

(via pizza)


*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

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Why do my body parts fall asleep before i do

(via narcoticlullaby)




“My name is Bond. James Bond.”

“My name is Dumbledore.
Brian Dumbledore.
Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.”

“My name is Ramirez.
de la Rosa Ramirez.
Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.
Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.
Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.
Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.”


ive been waiting for this post all my life

(via sadisticsimone)





Let’s go through the list, shall we?

  • Stalking Cat was a computer programmer before he passed away earlier this year. He was Native American and trying to become closer to his totem animal. Through this, he helped pioneer all types of body modification and holds several Guinness Book Records.
  • Erik Sprague, aka Lizard Man, was a former PhD candidate. He has a bachelor’s in philosophy and is a performance artist: both through international side shows and as a music festival host.
  • Maria Jose Cristerna aka “La Mujer Vampiro”  (Vampire Woman) is the mother of four children and a fuckin’ lawyer. She started her transformation after getting out of an abusive marriage, and has talked out against domestic violence.
  • Rick Genest aka Rico The Zombie is a fucking international model, has more sponsorships than any of us could ever hope, and was featured in Lady Gaga’s Born This Way video. Not bad for a 27-year old former homeless punk, I’d say.

reblogging for the well researched and accurate shut down, good work mate

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(Source: corymonteith, via sadisticsimone)